What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 05:43
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Goldfinger
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
Saepe ut vero explicabo illo hic aspernatur.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What made you feel disgusted today?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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